Saturday, April 10, 2010

Out pray them there bastards!

A new DVD moive contest is here, but firstly.....


Well, in news of the state, where Tor dwells (WV), it looks like the people that wanted the 29 new mine job openings
out prayed those that wanted the miners alive.

Repeat

In Poland, 90 executive positions have opened

Oh yeah, Dr. Oz had this 76 lb. dude, and his mother and sister, on his “SHOW” last eve.
Moi’s diagnosis is: The 76 lb. dude was in love with his highschool coach but due to social morays couldn’t express that deep emotional function. His mother and sister represent/reflect average heterosexual societal operations. Sooooooo, the 76 lb. guy is torturing his mom and sis while at the same time.....dying for true love AND Dr. Oz gives this
gastronomic Norman Bates a national platform.
Big help Oprah hast done did do-ed it again with Dr. Oz
as with
Dr. Fortune Cookie Fill Phil....and again and again and again.

Incy wincy DNA.

I just discovered, yesterday, that moi's heart doctor's OFFICIAL paper to moi (which I confirmed the results of via phone), for the last year, had my HDLs and LDLs SWITCHED!!!
Is that a BIG THINGY for a guy gettin' over a massive heart attack and quintuple bypass surgeries?
Ohhhhhh phuckin’ YEAH IT IS!
Now he wants to phuck them up TWICE a year - @ double the cost/PROFIT, of course.
HEY, you think it’s easy workin’ at a hospital where a
fifty cent yogurt will
cost you $5!
Heck, with the NEW health care reform
moi betz it's $7, NOW.

Say, you don’t suppose
(I only blog about 1.5% of the feces which occurs)
all them thar highly educated professionals
DID NOT make a mistake
and the HDL/LDL switheroo was part of a continuing program of harassment by religious fanatics, do you?
Tomás de Torquemada was a highly paid professional, TOO.

UPDATE: April 12th I just got back from havin' me blood drawn @ OVMC (a.k.a. Wheeling Hospital's lill' bro). Anywho, when moi first arrived I went to the info desk to see what "Religious Preference" moi 'twere listed as. The records showed "None." Well when moi 'twere in the ER I was asked twice about moi's RP and both times I answered "None, I'm an Atheist." Now you see "None," by itself, does NOT count for any Deist would/could be listed as 'none'. Anywhat, as I left I went to the reception desk, the lady there entered
"None - PT [patient] is Atheist"
to which moi replied, "Beautiful, thank you."



Well, let us harkin’ back to those carefree days of childhood, fairytales and dead fathers for a joyful playtime.


The glory of earthlings.....


Here are some of WifeyWuMammyMater's spring flowers

A new DVD contest is here!
Click the pic to view the enlarged image.

The

SUPER STARS


& other employees


CONTEST


may be entered by sendin’ an email with the subject

MOVIE CONTEST

(No message body is needed)
to
CONTEST IS OVER

Winner shall be drawn on March 4th
(if’in da PC doesn’t phuck-up)
2011 the 3rd anniversary of moi’s massive heart attack.



Stay on groovin’ safari,
Tor

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1 Comments:

Blogger Wendy R said...

Quite an adventure, your blog. i relished the journey and smiled a lot. Keep on keeping on...

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