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Monday, June 26, 2006

"Alito breaks tie, Kansas death penalty stays"

"Alito breaks tie, Kansas death penalty stays"

Is the top story on Yahoo’s In The News right now.

Yes, it was voted on today that everyone born in Kansas, living
in Kansas, planning to move to Kansas or ever said/read the
name Kansas will die.
Yep, 100% guaranteed, they all will die.

It was also passed, once again with the
tie-breakin’ vote comin’ from Alito, that
all people on a planet with a state named
Kansas are also sentenced to death, no pardons.....lots of
condoms, lots of tombs, McWormFood CULTures. *fart*

Stay on Groovin’ (DNA Jungle) Safari,
TOR

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