Saturday, January 23, 2016

Could 2016 be the year ?

Will 2016 be the year that Billy Graham is finally wrapped in Hay Zeus' glory?

Monday, January 18, 2016

Monday, January 04, 2016

HAPPY NEW YEAR & April Fools Creation Day

I got the largest
"OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!"
that I EVER got and
I've gotten some mighty big OMGs over the years.

I was on the Gateway Clipper ship, the 2nd deck, and I
looked down but the dancefloor was way too full,
it was packed,
for me to go down sooooooooooo
I just danced next to the railing
in front of one of the TVs.

Anywho, I'm pretty 'lite-up'
on wine & flowers & cookies.....

(Yes, flowers, nobody eats the flower garnishes but I do)

.....I start dancing with one majorly smokin' hot babe's image on the screen.

When she turns around I, via the TV, give the
image some softly playful butt-pats.

The two tables behind me,
each an eight-seat,
LOL and I figure 'tis 'cause of moi.

Soooooo, after another dance or two I
turn to head back to our table but
I stop to blow their minds
by blowin' my nose.

I do blow me snout
and do my thangy where I
chuck the handkerchief behind my
back and snatch it outta the air...
that got applause and cheers
from both tables.

I turn and bow.

Now, an hour or so later,
after much dancing and hugging up
on the open deck,
I again check the dancefloor.

There's room for Tor to
shake dat thang.

So I hit the floor
after two songs the
DJ goes slow-dance.

I don't care
'cause I am ALREADY
dancing with the person that
I do Lovey Dovey the moistest...myself.

I thought to myself
if I had tits I'd marry myself.

Now, the ceiling is filling with
ribbon-tied helium balloons.

I grab a couple of the
decorations and pull 'em earthwards.

I have on my Nordic Trak and
those shirts DO gotz stretch.

I put the two balloons under my shit,
give them a nice squeeze,
and continue slow-dancing
with myself.

This one girl turns around and,
"OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!"

maybe anyone,
has ever gotten.

I smile, wink at her,
lift my shirt
and the fake-hooters
float towards the ceiling.

Others things happened, too,
and all, save one, were great groovin' fun.

Saturday, December 26, 2015

The TRUE meaning of meaninglessness

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh, that was the best After Christmas Feast Big Dump
EVER taken!

The TRUE meaning of meaninglessness
is when ye awake upon 12/26/2015
and ye realize that
no person,
and there are a few,
@ Tor's place
opened a single,
and there are more than a few,
gift yesterday.

Saturday, December 19, 2015


Wonderfully Super Winter Solstice
Merry Christmas
Happy Holidays
Hoppy Holler Days
Crazily Cool Kwanza

My attire for tonight's
Ugly Christmas Sweater Dance.

Yikes! With wrinkly geezer arms, too.

Tuesday, December 08, 2015

HAPPY LENNONsters to all of good brains

Okay, if you do not read all the REST
of this
& play the song
you're a bad person.

STOP NOW, or keep going.

Now, Islam is about 1500 years old.

So, WTF was Christianity doin' when is was 'bout 1500 years old?

Ya dig???

Anywho, someone needs to play this song for
'cause a big ole pile of dead people,
tons and Tons AND Tons & TONS of dead Americans,
who died just so you CAN PLAY & DANCE
ain't gonna stop the
groovin' ones FROM dancin' & playin'.